Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Traffic School

Last Saturday I was lucky enough to spend my whole day in Traffic School. 7am to 4:30pm. Nothing like having to wake up extra early on Saturday after a long week of work. I had never been to traffic school before. In fact it was my first moving violation since I was in high school. Ten years. uh, has it really been ten years? Well, ten years with no ticket is pretty impressive. Especially since I tend to drive 80-100 mph most of the time I'm on the road.

So I didn't really know what to expect for the class. Besides the boredom that is. And yes there was a lot of boredom. I never even really understand what the point of traffic school was. Was it punishment or "rehabilitation". I think probably a little bit of both. The "teacher" tried to make it enjoyable. However, it was a stretch. I do remember one interesting fact. The West German Highway patrol used to use LIVE crash test dummies. Yes, you heard me right. We watched film of three of the crashes. It was pretty entertaining. The way they obtained these "dummies" was also pretty interesting. They would offer to commute prisoners sentences in exchange to act as the "dummies". I kid you not. Obviously, they do not do this anymore.

There was another thing that I was unfortunately reminded of during the nine hours I was there. Why is there always that old person in your class that must talk the ENTIRE time. It's usually a middle aged lower income slightly trashy white person (man or woman). They somehow think it's appropriate to ask fifty questions, and make just as many comments. Do they really think anyone gives a flying F*ck about their opinion? I certainly don't. Maybe they have one or two things worth saying. But, they just keep on blah, blah, blah, blah. If you have so much damn stuff to say why don't you become a teacher. That way you can get paid for your blathering and save me some time. It seems no matter where I take a class this person is always in it. Are you this person? If so please do not EVER take a class again. Additionally, please get a life. If you need friends join a club, start a blog, join MySpace . Just please do not show up to the classes I am in. Thank you.

Happy People

There are really some unhappy people that write blogs. I suppose these are people that five years ago would have just been writing their thoughts in journals. But now they blog them. Some of these posts make me realize how boring I have become. I guess that's what happens when you start to grow up. The crazy stories become few and far between. However, I would much rather be boring than in jail, or unemployed, or depressed or addicted to drugs or alcohol. So here is an interesting post from another happy person on blogger...

Okay...

Wow, I didn't know I had updated so recently. I must've been high at the time or something because I totally don't remember it.
Well, I finally got Baker Acted. Wonderful, huh? Yeah, I got in this really terrible mood and decided to kill myself on impulse on Friday. We were all over at my house visiting for some reason or another and I was just really mad out of nowhere and started cocktailing pills. Mostly Asprin but also some other stuff. I guess one of the kids ended up telling one of the adults so my mom and Roy (my uncle) came into my sisters room where I was beginning to pass out and started to ask me what I took. I just told them that I took some asprin for a headache and benedryl to get to sleep. They didn't believe me but figured that Asprin wouldn't hurt me anyways. Nevertheless, on the way home to Roy's that night he started like yelling at me or something so I told him what I had taken. I don't really remember that part but this is what I was told so this is what I'm writing. The next day my mom ended up taking me to Memorial Hospital where they stuck me with an IV, took blood, did some X-rays, all that shit, and I was fine. My Asprin level was extremely high, it was three times the maximum of what it could be. Then the doctor there decided I was a danger to myself and BA'ed me to Morton Plant. I wasn't transfered until fuckin' three in the morning (Easter Sunday). Crazy huh? So now I'm moving back home and I'm starting back at Plant tomorrow. I'll also be starting some sort of intensive out-patient treatment.
I was also finally officially diagnosed with Bulimia Nervosa. *Applause* *gag*
I'm not vegan anymore in case you haven't guessed.
Oh and for anyone wondering, I'm not still suicidal, it was just a stupid impulse so please don't make me promise my soul never to attempt again or anything crazy like that (Yes, some of my friends have actually done that).

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Next blog II

I am now addicted to clicking on the next blog link. I found some cool blogs. But I've also found that there are some really weird people out there. I found both of the entries below on one blog. Apparently I'm not the only dork on MySpace, and apparently there are Nazi's after this guys grandma.

MySpace

I suck. I haven't been faithful to blogger.
I've actually been checking out Myspace.com
I wouldn't recommend it. It's an obsession.
It won't last long.

Anyhow.

Nazis...

My grandmother has been targeted by real-life Nazis because of her book about racism being a mental illness...
I can't say more, because I found the link through google, and I'm sure that some of you reading this now found MY page the same way. If you want more info and a direct link to the evidence, email me. Of course, I'd have to verify first that you're not a Nazi, and that you'll abide by a promise not to hunt down my Grandma-ma` and make her put the crowbar on you...
It's really kinda funny. She laughed when I told her.

Monday, March 28, 2005

MySpace

So I joined this site after some prompting from a few co-workers. I have to say I don't fully understand the point of it. It's an online community similiar to friendster. It enable you to post pictures, leave comments, and network with people. I suppose it's an all in one site to talk to your friends and meet new people. It has a blog feature, an e-mail feature, and an IM feature. Although, the features are inferior to what you would use else where (ie personal e-mail, blogger, AOL IM). I'm probably to old to fully enjoy it. If I was 15 I would probably love it. But if you want to check out the site you can go here and view my profile. This will enable you to check out the site without joining. If you join, and your not a freak feel free to add me.

Booke Meme

From the writers blog:

1. Grab the nearest book.

2. Open the book to page 123.

3. Find the fifth sentence.

4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

5. Don’t search around and look for the “coolest” book you can find. Do what’s actually next to you.


“The place to be is backstage. I mean, you wanna see naked girls, right? Absofuckinglutely!

From “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People” by Toby young. I knew I picked a good book to start. Thanks for the recommendations MN.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Next Blog Please

I just discovered an amazing feature of Blogger. In the top right corner there is a "next blog" button. Pressing it takes you to a random blog in the Blogger system. I clicked it a bunch of times. I found blogs on a wide range of subjects (which would be expected). However, I also found blogs from all over the world. Canada, Iceland, Japan, Korea. It's crazy. I did know what a huge site blogger is. It's a neat feature that allows you to check out new blogs. I suggest YOU try it.

Easter Dinner


My favorite Holiday Dinner is on Easter. There's really nothing like roasting up a big ham for the whole family to enjoy. Posted by Hello

Terri Schiavo

I haven't really been following this issue. Truthfully, I just don't care that much. I suppose that sounds terrible. I understand the greater ramifications of the decision. I can only imagine what a heart wrenching situation it is for all those directly involved. However, there are so many issues you have to deal with that directly affect you or that are more important in the grand scheme of things. I found this article on another blog I stumbled across, and I think it helps but things in a better perspective.

By Brian McGrory | March 25, 2005

Wouldn't it be something if George W. Bush raced back to the White House from his Texas ranch for something with a little broader consequence than the feeding tube of one woman in a vegetative state whose husband says she would choose to die?

Wouldn't it be something if he saw that much urgency in the lives lost in the nation's ghettos every day? Wouldn't it be great if he announced that people are dying every minute the government fails to improve housing for the poor, safety in the streets, education in the urban centers, and job prospects for those who are out of work, and that those deaths aren't acceptable anymore?

Wouldn't it be great if he picked out just one person, one otherwise anonymous boy who represents thousands. He could announce that the boy didn't ask to be born into poverty to a single mother and a violent father who has been sentenced to prison.

He could say that the boy shouldn't have to live in a public-housing project where cockroaches race up the bedroom walls at night, where drug dealers have taken over the urine-stained stairwells, where gunshots can be heard in the near distance like fireworks in the suburbs on the Fourth of July.

The president might add that this boy shouldn't have to go to a school where teachers have to reach into their own pockets to buy supplies, where textbooks are older than the students, where learning is an afterthought on the fortunate days when adults are able to achieve some small semblance of calm.

And the president could say that if the government waits just one more hour to act, we're going to lose this child. He might be caught in the crossfire of two rival gangs, dead long before his time. He might join a gang himself, get a gun, turn to drugs, and kill someone else.

Hours matter, the president might announce -- minutes even. The nation has to act, for this boy's sake, for the hundreds of thousands of youths just like him, for the millions who are affected by their actions. Society, he might add, cannot afford to do nothing.

Wouldn't it be great if House majority leader Tom DeLay proclaimed, as he did for Terri Schiavo, that, ''Every hour is incredibly important for this boy."

Wouldn't it also be great if Senate majority leader Bill Frist explained, as he did after the unusual Schiavo vote last weekend, ''These are extraordinary circumstances that center on the most fundamental of human values and virtues: the sanctity of human life."

But they don't, and it's grossly naïve of me to think they ever would. The problems of urban America are not easily addressed in an up-or-down vote. And there's no powerful political constituency praying and lobbying for the desperately poor the way the religious fundamentalists are pushing for Terri Schiavo's feeding tube to be reinserted.

Four people were slain in Boston last weekend while Congress worked on trying to keep one Florida woman alive in a vegetative state that her doctors said she will never overcome.

The victims were good people -- and maybe some not-so-good people -- shot and stabbed, in a bar, in cars, and even in stark daylight on a city bus. There were no officials in Washington talking about that.

It's an hourly event in this and every other city: Potentially good children slip into drug-addled lives of violent crime because they've never been shown another way.

They go on to become miserable, predatory adults. Girls become pregnant, furthering the cycle of poverty. Law-abiding neighbors, also known as the working poor, barricade themselves in their houses and apartments out of fear of what's happening outside.

Neither the president nor the Congress ever rushes back to Washington in the middle of Easter break on behalf of these people, and I suspect they never will. The reason is simple: The sanctity of some lives isn't held in the same high regard by our sanctimonious and simplistic leaders.

Brian McGrory is a Globe columnist. He can be reached at mcgrory@globe.com.

© Copyright 2005 The New York Times Company

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Picture of Health

I was planning on taking a nap after the game. I've been sick all week and had to be at traffic school at 7am this morning (more on that in the next post). However, after watching that horrendous performance I was too angry and hit the gym. Probably a good thing since I am in horrible shape. Health wise I'm probably one step above a coma patient right now. The frustrating part is I'm probably going to stay this way. My knee is wrecked, and is getting worse. I actually hurt it in the same fall I got my concussion with snowboarding. My head hurt so bad I didn't even really notice how much I hurt my knee. Once my head starting clearing up I realized I may have done some damage. I was just hoping it would go away. The last two weeks my stomach has been really jacked up. The urgent care doctor thought it may have something to do with all the Vicodin they had me take for the concussion. Although, I also think there’s a good chance I have an ulcer from all the stress at work. Probably a little bit of both. Well my stomach has been so bad that the knee got put on the backburner. But now it's getting to the point where I can barely sleep because it's hurting so much. The limp is cool and all, but it's also nice to be able to walk places. I would go to the doctor. Unfortunately my doctor just retired a couple of months ago. Gotta love the HMO. The doctors at the Urgent care are clueless. They are a bunch of schleps that aren’t good enough to have their own practices. So I can't see anybody until I find a new primary care physician. Hopefully, it will just go away. But I'm probably looking at an exciting summer of recovering from knee surgery. The good news is I can keep the limp for at least a little while longer. I will have to wait until my stomach clears up to do anything as there is no way I can take any pain killers now.

Choke

I just watched the worst 10 minutes of basketball I have ever seen. Arizona had a 15 point lead with four minutes left in the game. They somehow let Illinois tie it up and force overtime. If I grabbed four high school kids off the street we couldn't have done worse. I was so disgusted I couldn't even watch the overtime. I came back with 11 seconds left and Zona down one. They inbound the ball and then proceed to stand around for five seconds. Then they let their worst three point shooter chuck up a shot (that gets blocked) with one second left. What a joke. If I didn't know better I would assume the game was fixed.

Monday, March 21, 2005

Wikipedia

I first discovered this online encyclopedia a few weeks ago via the default bookmarks installed in my Firefox web browser. It looks like any other online encyclopedia so I wasn't all that interested in it. However, I just read an article in Wired magazine that was fascinating. The Wikipedia a very unique site. It uses Wiki software that enables users (yes, that's you) to actually change the web page they are viewing. I don't mean just change your settings and how you view the page. But to actually change the page for ALL viewers. The Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia that enables the people who use it to post, and alter previously posted encyclopedia articles.

Most encyclopedias use the "one best way model". This is your standard format for every encyclopedia that you used in grammar school. The method involves large groups of experts writing specific articles that are then viewed by other experts. The Wikipedia has developed a whole new method for creating an encyclopedia. It does not have a name yet, but it basically involves thousands of normal people posting articles that are then reviewed by other normal people viewing it. The Wikipedia actually enables you to alter and correct existing articles.

The Wikipedia has gained a cult following and has swelled to over a million articles. Just for reference Microsoft Encarta only has 4,500 articles. The Wikipedia format has hit a nerve. People seem to get excited about the ability to post, and change the articles. However, this obviously opens a Pandora’s box. If anyone can alter the articles, they can alter them anyway they want. They can add pornography, incorrect facts, curse words etc etc. This could effectively crash, and burn the whole Wikipedia. The part I find amazing is that this does not happen. Sure there are people who do these pranks. However, they are generally corrected in a matter of minutes. There are so many Wikipedia users that they are almost instantaneously correcting these actions. Wikipedia has a built in program that allows people to set up watch lists for articles. Wikipedia then notifies them when there are changes. This enables people to monitor the subjects they wrote, or find important.

Overall Wikipedia is a fascinating site. I'm sure the information may sometimes not be as factually accurate or grammatically correct as the old thirteen-volume world Book you looked at in elementary school. However, it does seem to give it a run for its money. More importantly the Wikipedia contains much more information, and the articles tend to be very up to date.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

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To move or not to move

When I first started this blog I had just moved into my apartment. Well I've finally unpacked everything. I still haven't hung up my pictures yet, but at least they are all out of storage and ready to go up. However, I think I may actually move again. My lease ran out on the 3rd of this month. It switched over to a month to month plan which I like. Unfortunately, it also went up another hundred dollars. Since I was already spending more on a one bedroom apartment than my parents do on a mortgage I think it may be a little to much. It's a nice place. 900 square feet, w/d, dishwasher, large balcony (that I've never been on), ceiling fans, new carpet, enormous bathroom and bedroom. I'd attach the floor plan, but from my last post you can see I can't figure out how to do it.

This is the first time and place where I have lived alone. Like everything it has its pluses and minuses. There are a few things I really enjoy though. It's nice to not have to deal with other peoples crap. You can sleep without worrying about other people making to much noise. You can make noise without worrying about other people sleeping. You don't have to clean up after other people or worry about them using and abusing your possession's. So now that I've started to get used to and enjoy the convenience of living alone I find myself wondering whether I should get a roommate. If I get a roommate I could realistically cut my housing expenses in half. Not only would my rent drop to half of what I'm spending but I would also have someone to split the utilities with. That's a lot of money that I could be saving and usually for other things. Financially it makes perfect sense. However, I'm a little bit nervous as I've become somewhat comfortable living by myself.

Two things prompted my thinking of getting a roommate. One was the expiration of my lease, and the other was discovering that Craigslist had expanded to OC. If you have never used Craigslist I highly suggest trying it. It's a community bulletin board where people offer jobs, classes, rooms, sell things, even find dates. I used it all the time when I lived in San Fran, and it's an awesome resource. Ok back to the roommate issue. Not only could I save a tremendous amount of money, but I could move to a new area (in OC), meet new people, and not get locked into a year long lease. The downside is that I would have to get a large storage unit to store all the crap I have managed to accumulate in the past year. I think renting a room from someone could be an exciting experience. Although, it could also turn into a living nightmare. But I think it's worth a try. We will see what happens....

Blogger Bot

Does anyone understand this thing? I'm usually pretty computer savy but I can't get it to upload any pictures to my blog. I'm sending them through and it's been four hours but it still shows as sending. The picture I'm sending is only 500kb so it shouldn't be taking more than a minute.

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Fantastic Mike's

Yes, I cut my own hair. Apparently this is something most people find very strange. It never seemed like a big deal to me. In high school everyone had the short fade. We all would cut each other’s hair with clippers. I can't say it always turned out the best, but it did give me practice cutting hair. I never thought about cutting my hair at this time. When I was twenty I switched hairstyles to the short spiky, messy look that came into style then. Hmm, now that I think about it I still have that same hairstyle. Anyway, that summer I cut my hair myself on a drunken whim and it didn't turn out half bad. This was my first look into the wonderful and exciting world of cutting your own hair. It's been a slow progression since then, but now it doesn't even cross my mind to go and get it cut by someone. My rationale for this? First off I’m always under the impression that I’m going to grow my hair out. Not hippy long, but trendy longer. I’m always planning to change up my look. However, every time I start to grow it I really like it until one day I realize “boy my hair looks like shit”. It pretty much happens that way every time. I’m one of those people that just look better with short hair. However, I somehow always convince myself that I’m not. So it pretty much always comes down to one day I just really want to get it cut. When this time comes I don’t want to wait a week or three days or whatever the case is to set an appointment to have it done. Anyplace that is going to do a good job is going to take a while to get in to. When I want it done I want it done now. Chalk it up to impatience. So, my other option is to go a Supercuts, or a fantastic Sam’s or some other strip mall shithole salon. I used to do this for years. Sometimes they did a good job and sometimes it was terrible. The people at these salons aren’t the brightest. If I wanted a tad bit more off the back they would do it, but then take the same amount off the rest of my hair, and make the other areas to short. They can’t understand that maybe I like my front longer, or back shorter or whatever the case was at the time. They assume everyone wants the exact same uniform cut. So the only option was to take what they gave me and then go home a fix the parts I wanted corrected. This was better than them cutting it way too short everywhere. Eventually I realized if I’m going to end up fixing it myself I might as well cut out the middleman and just cut it myself. This way I’m getting the same results, but in less time, and without coughing up the 20 bucks. I’ve actually gotten pretty good at it. The thing that cracks me up is that when I tell people I cut my own hair they always tell me it would look so much better if I went and got it done somewhere. What I love to do to these people is after I cut it myself again to go up to them and tell them I finally went and got it done somewhere. I’ve done this four times now Each time the person says WOW it looks so good this way, you should always go there. Then I let them know I did it myself again. Priceless.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

March Madness

Well it's that time of the year again. I've been sick all week and slammed at work and somehow neglected to fill out a bracket. It's a little weird watching the tournament and not checking my bracket. But I still love March Madness. What other time of the year do terms like Blazers, Demon Deacons, and Saluki's mean anything? I would say it THE BEST U.S. sporting event. What other sporting events get people all over the country so excited? The superbowl's great and all. But it's one game. This is a several week long activity featuring 64 teams! I love the fact that people go crazy cheering for schools they never went to, in cities they haven't even visited. I don't have the stats but I'm sure more illegal gambling is done on the NCAA tournament than on any other event. I mean every school I've went to and every office I've worked in has had a pool. So who am I routing for? The Wildcats of course! I just got down watching them dismantle UAB. It's nice to see them not underachieving for a change. I like how when ever they have a high seed the blow it (well I don't really like it), but whenever they are overlooked they come out and kick ass. I mean they finished in 5th place in the Pac 10 the year they won it all (Oh that was a good party). So here's hoping for a solid finish, I have to go check all the other scores now.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Kazaa Krap

Disclaimer: All statements in this post are complete lies. I have never, and would never illegally download music.

Oh I remember the excitement when I first discovered Napster. All the songs I wanted at the tip of my fingers. No more re-purchasing CD's that you've scratched or have been stolen. No more purchasing a whole CD for that one song you liked. The ability to make the mix CD's you want, with the songs you want. Oh yes I remember. I also remember the confusion and heartbreak when the man took that all away from me. Okay, well multiple other sites immediately took Napsters place. Technology rampaging ahead to quickly for the laws to keep up. I tried several sites after the demise of Napster and decided on Kazaa. I've been using Kazaa for a couple of years now. However, over the last six months or so I haven't downloaded anything. When I moved I some how broke the sound on my computer (may have had something to do with dropping my PC off the back of the moving truck). Well I finally managed to fix the sound, and decided it's time to come back into 2005, and download some new songs. Can I say how bad Kazaa sucks? The last straw was when I tried to download two songs over the weekend. I downloaded oh about 90 different versions of each song. Not a single one of them was actually a song. Just shitty background noise. No more stealing free songs from them! Last night I went on the search for a new P2P. I stumbled upon BearShare. WOW. This service is awesome. Every song comes over beautifully. They are ranked, and list the number of people who are sharing the song. If you are looking for a new P2P to download music, I highly suggest using Bear Share.

Attention Federal Agents, please do not come kick down my door. Again, all statements above are total lies. I would never download an MP3 without paying. Anyone who would do so is scum and deserves to be prosecuted.

Iraq

I will admit that I was a little concerned about how long our troops would be in Iraq. But after reading the following article, my nerves have been calmed. Thankfully, the Bush administration has finally devised a logical, and timely exit strategy for our troops in Iraq. Please take a look.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Make millions from the comfort of home

That's right, you to can be a millionaire! No large start up fees, and no education is required. This is not a gimmick. You just need a couple of extra hours a week, and the desire to be rich! Trust me folks I would not lie to you. I was once poor, and living from paycheck to paycheck. Now, I live in my dream home, own a yacht, and have to Ferraris. You two can have everything you desire. If I could do it, so can you. All it takes it a $300 payment to me, to learn my secrets.

Hmmm. Sound familiar? Yeah it does to me to. How many pop up ads, spam e-mails, or infomercials have you seen promising these fantastic results. I received two when I turned on my computer. I actually clicked on one just to see what it said. It was promising 'proven stock winners'. This portfolio will return you over 100% a year. The monthly report would only cost me $299 a year. Do a lot of people fall for his? I mean if this guy is returning a 100% profit, why does he need to solicit me? Why isn't he rich? Maybe he doesn't have the capital. Well wouldn't his family, friends, and co-workers want to invest with him after seeing his fantastic returns? I mean if this guy really outperforms the market by such wide margins, why isn't he running a billion dollar hedge fund? Well the answer is obviously that he isn't returning the results.

The offers that really get me are the ones that are promising these ridiculously large returns via no down payment real estate purchases. First off, who the hell is selling all these houses with no down payments? Has anyone ever done a mortgage? Even if you are financing 100% you still need money for closing costs. And why are these people all selling for less than market value, and carrying over payments for you? It doesn't make a lot of sense. But let's gloss over the fact that these things don't happen in reality. If they really did work wouldn't the people peddling these be fantastically rich? If Jo Schmo on the infomercial went from making $30 grand a year to $30 grand a week, wouldn't the person who developed the method be doing even better? Wouldn't they be one of the richest people in the US or even the world? Why haven't I heard of them? Ok maybe they are hiding their wealth from the world (But probably not, since they are broadcasting it on national TV). And if these people are such good businessmen why would they be selling their secrets for so little? Wouldn't it make more sense to hire people out to work their systems? Couldn't they have Joe Schmo work directly for them? By paying Joe $100k a year (I'm sure he would be happy to go from 30k to $100k), they could put the 1.5 mil Joe would have made directly into their own pockets. That seems like a better business model than to sell the system for a couple hundred dollars. 1.5 mil or $200? That may be a hard decision for the people buying the systems, but it should be for the people who developed them. Ok, Well maybe they are just philanthropists. But if that's the case, why are they even selling the secrets. Why don't they just give it away?

Well the answers to the above are all pretty obvious. The schemes don't work. The people are making their money by selling these products, not by using them. The people that they prey on are the desperate and uneducated. I assume a lot of the people that buy these systems, may know they aren't going to work. But they are unhappy in their lives, and the chance to make a lot of money is worth it. Maybe they are out a couple of hundred dollars, but it's better than missing out on that cool million. Well you can either feel sorry for them, or get rich off them.

So please everyone go to my website (www.makemikerichyoupoorlosers.com) today. I have a fabulous opportunity for you to live the life of your dreams. Don't delay. Sally Jones of Bedford didn't and now she's making more than she ever dreamed of. Don’t think you can't afford it the $300. Let me ask you this; can you afford not to be rich? After, one month you will be able to pay it off 100 times over. So please do yourself a favor. Go to my website and send in that $300 today. In fact, if you log on today you only need to send in $200. Don’t delay, pay today! It will be the best money you ever spent.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Transportation of the future...or maybe not

Am I the only one that remembers the hype surrounded the Segway Human Transporter before its release? "Code Name Ginger", "IT", the covers on magazines. It was like the Beatles. I remember circa 2000 being really excited, and debating what "IT" was going to be. Dean Kamen was going to revolutionize transportation. I remember one of his quotes. "It's going to change the world." There were many predictions that it would be the primary mode of transportation in a decade. Um, did I miss something? I'm not quite sure what happened. What I do know is you can buy a nice scooter type object from Segway for Four grand. Quite a steal. Don't get me wrong, I know there were a lot of engineering advances and novelties designed with/into the segway. But what a let down. How could the people at his company, and people with an insider’s knowledge of the product be so far out of touch with reality? There were many claims of how it would dramatically revolutionize the development of transportation in developing countries. Did no one realize that the 4k price tag might put it out the budget for people that make less than that? Ok let's forget that one small little detail. Let's pretend that they were affordable to all. How many people really want an object that is much slower than a car or a bike that needs plugged in daily (again I'm forgetting that it's 40xs more expensive than a decent bicycle)? If it was close you could just walk, if it was further away it would be quicker to ride a bike. If you had to hall a huge load, a car would be much more convenient. Ok again let's forget all of the above. Suppose it was cheap, faster, and didn't need plugged in all the time. Did anyone take into consideration local laws and regulations? I mean how many cities have now banned the Segway on their sidewalks? An over priced, uneconomical, slow mode of transportation that you can't use in the area it's been designed for. Hmmm, can I also sell you a $100,000 car, that only runs on racing gasoline, and can't be driven in the city you live in? Yes, these are the types of things I really think about. And I do actually plan on test-driving a segway this summer. I found out they rent them for two hour runs at the Santa Monica Pier.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Lordly Lordly has it really been since October since I wrote anything? There must be some sort of calender/clock glitch with the blog spots website. That is the only explanation I can come up with. So let's see... When I first started blogging I had just broken up with my girlfriend and was in an ultra depression (and I have concluded it takes the same amount of time as you were in the relationship to get over some one). I blogged mostly, to get my mind off of it. Then Around the beginning of November I started to go out again. Ok I started to go out a lot. I tried to be "college Mike" again. Ok well maybe I was only going out two possibly three days a week, but that's all I can really handle in my old age. That was a lot of fun. I went around pretending I was a millionare for a few months there. And now, over the last few months I have just been taking things easy getting everything back on track, and slowly paying off all the money I blew over the last six months. Let's see; What else has happened? My brother got married in Cabo, I had a birthday. I slammed my thumb in a car door and it's still healing. I got promoted at work. I started reading a bunch again. I started snowboarding. That's a lot of fun. Much more fun than I anticipated. Although, I currently have a pounding headache. I think it might have something to do with the severe concussion I got last time I went. I actually did go to the hosptial this time, and fortunately the cat scan was normal. I'm sorry if that destroys any of the theories any one had on me. Ok that's enough for now. Maybe more later.